What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone
who also hugged lambs
Oh my god..
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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED
I am amazed
put this on someone’s dash. now.
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A Texas man is under arrest after gunning down a SWAT team member as the officer quietly tried to climb in through the apartment’s window during predawn hours.
Police State USAreports that a resident fatally shot Detective Charles “Chuck” Dinwiddie as the officer climbed in through a ground level window as part of a “no knock” raid. The officers were there due to suspicion that residents were in possession of controlled substances.
Upon hearing a noise, resident Marvin Louis Guy, 50, opened fire on the unidentified officers, shooting three others as well, although only one fatally.
Guy is currently being held on capital murder charges in connection with Dinwiddie’s death, even though it’s unclear how Guy was supposed to know that the men crawling in through the window were police officers since they hadn’t identified themselves.
The evidence sheet lists a laptop, a safe, a pistol, and a glass pipe, but no drugs were found. Given the evidence, why did police deem it necessary to seek a “no knock” warrant and why did a judge sign off on it?
Very little is known about Mr. Guy, but Dinwiddie left behind two children, all because his SWAT team went creeping into a home where the residents didn’t even have any drugs. Is that the best use of law enforcement tax dollars?
Guy’s bond has been set at $3 million dollars.
Thank you lieutenantnorals!
It has nothing to do with white people you fuck! For all you know the swat team couldve had black members. This kind of ignorance is going to tear this country apart. Instead of focusing on police brutality and joining together and taking down the tyrannical police departments, were simply blaming it all on race, just like they want us to.
Folks,The original post didnt state anything about white people
Just as a point of clarification, if you follow the link trail back you can see dankbeetz reblogged it from someone who tagged the post #white people irritating. So I assume that’s what the comment was in reference to.
…I get to learn its very particular syntax. Usually it went something like this:
A sentence recounting some controversial news. Good!
A sentence explaining why this is good.
A call to action, often ending with a question?
Once I see this pattern, I start noticing it everywhere. SF Gate, the San Francisco Chronicle‘s web presence, uses a similar tactic. It is a very specific form of Facebook messaging, designed to get you to interact. And if you take the bait, you’ll be shown it ad nauseam.
-I Liked Everything I saw on Facebook for Two Days (Matt Honan) | Gadget Lab
Please just go to this blog and page thru it. They did one for every element up to 112, and tho they get less flexibility near the end after elements start being named after people, every single one of their drawings is gold.
Well, technically only one of them is Gold. But whatever.
does anyone even need to say anything more about israel?
You bet your sweet ass if China or Iran was doing this reporters would be able to find the word “sterilization,” which is conspicuously absent here.
If you defend Israel, I don’t need to know you.
FORCED STERILIZATION IS NOT OKAY. Please signal boost so that people realize that forced sterilization wasn’t just something that happened in the US in the ’70s, but that it’s still going on now and it’s eugenics.
Here’s an article detailing the issue further
forced sterilization was one of the first steps during any genocide, the removal of their people by eliminating their ability to procreate
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